Monday, 5 May 2008

Woe is me...

for I cannot return home now that Boris is mayor of London. Looks like I'll have to be a political exile until his term ends in May 2012. It's a shame really, I was looking forward to seeing you guys in August...

1 comment:

Unknown said...

It's an easy enough problem to solve. We'll just shoot the blond dunce and have done with him.
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[checks watch]
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Oh. I guess the police aren't going to arrest me after all. They must agree; onward with the assassination!